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Monday, September 07, 2009

《大放厥词》



©2006-2009 ~zort

致某位无聊透顶的,

第一,导演怎么看也不会是最应该评论或对自己电影评分的人,

所以我评论我看的电影,关我是否导演有屁点儿关系吗?

倒不如你直接承认你就是来找茬的吧?

第二,想你也不明白什么是蝴蝶效应,难道不懂也不谷歌一下吗?

蝴蝶效应,Butterfly Effect是气象学家洛仑兹 1963 年提出来的。

其大意为,一只南美洲亚马孙河流域热带雨林中的蝴蝶,偶尔扇动几下翅膀,

可能会在两周后引起美国德克萨斯的一场龙卷风。

原因在于,蝴蝶翅膀的运动导致其身边的空气系统发生变化,

并引起微弱气流的产生,而微弱气流的产生又会引起它四周空气或其他系统产生相应的变化,

由此引起连锁反应,最终导致其他系统的极大变化。此效应说明,事物发展的结果,

对初始条件具有极为敏感的依赖性,初始条件的极小偏差,将会引起结果的极大差异。


怎么?

中文看不懂?我还有英文呢。

...The Butterfly effect refers to the idea that a butterfly's wings might create tiny changes

in the atmosphere that may ultimately alter the path of a tornado or delay, accelerate or

even prevent the occurrence of a tornado in a certain location. The flapping wing represents

a small change in the initial condition of the system, which causes a chain of events leading

to large-scale alterations of events. Had the butterfly not flapped its wings, the trajectory of

the system might have been vastly different. While the butterfly does not "cause" the tornado

in the sense of providing the energy for the tornado, it does "cause" it in the sense that the

flap of its wings is an essential part of the initial conditions resulting in a tornado, and without

that flap that particular tornado would not have existed...

满意否?;)

第三,也是最后,本想自己的部落格很小应该不会遇到恶意匿名的,

不想今天竟然就遇见一个,不过也好,

给了我借口伺机呼朋唤友来看笑话以便增添人气,呵呵。

如果这不是今天唯一的新鲜事,我也不屑写一篇东西给你们这些恶意找茬的家伙,

起不起杀鸡儆猴的效果不管,不过以后敬请在大放狗屁之前检验下是否会先把自己熏死,

不然,我们笑死了。

Monday, July 13, 2009

《小黄蜂 Bumblebee》


传说,

许多年前,早已经有不少的外星机械人存活在地球上多处地方,

他们幻化成不同的机械,藏匿在人群里。

地球上的外星机械人各分为博派与狂派,

狂派一直筹谋着要统治地球,博派则为了保护地球而不停地与狂派战斗着。。。



而我才刚发现原来咱中心里一直藏着个博派 Bumblebee










因为他不小心变身了!!



Bumblebee的突然变身把中心里的老师们也一一都惊呆!

可他还不自觉,直到他看到了镜子里的自己后。。。



就连 Bumblebee自己也吓傻了。。。
==!!

身份暴露后的 Bumblebee没有丁点儿的反抗之力,

就被回过神来的老师们拿着手机一直拍个不停。

而不久后,Bumblebee也终于被赶来的妈咪搭救去 Party了,哈哈。



悄悄话:

其实这都是上星期五拍的照片,

本应该是当晚放上来的,可是忙着和朋友玩所以忘了。

嘿,Maxwell变身!!

Thursday, July 02, 2009

《难得帅得有证明》


今儿一大早就去了接收我的身份证,全新的!

你们大概都想像不到那一刻的感觉,

当我拿到手后,真差点儿就要对着自己的照片尖叫了。。。

我的妈呀!

真的!

帅-呆-了!

哦~

(此时已完全陷入陶醉状,持续长达数分钟之久)

哈!难得在我二十多年的人生中,

身份证的照片就仅此一次拍得那么帅,

实在是太爱这张身份证了!

就差没对着自己的照片说:“帅哥,小弟对你的仰慕之情如江流大海滔滔不绝。。。”

哎?我说,

你们咋都这个表情了?


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

HEHE ` 呵呵


午晴

明天 20 (意铃)会来中心里,

来免费打工。

呵呵,有人陪了!


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clear noon.

tomorrow 20 (YeeLeng) will come to the centre,

to work for me for free.

hehe, got people accompany!

Friday, March 27, 2009

SHOCKS ` 虚惊


夜晴

昨天去学校练习的时候,

老天给乌鸦来了两场虚惊。

因为迟了,所以乌鸦把车子驾得很快,140时速公里。

但在离收费站一段路之前,乌鸦开始减速了。

突然,眼光瞥处,

发现了个男人蹲在桥下,以三角架撑着相机拍照。

乌鸦感觉有点儿不对劲,

过了收费站后,就看见了前方的警察在拦车子。

我心里说 “完了”,而且明白之前那家伙拍照是干嘛的了。

故作镇定地慢慢驶去,

哎?乌鸦被放行了,呵。

是因为乌鸦刚好减速得及时吧?

这是虚惊一场。

。。。

到了学校后,进入了学校的地下停车场。

这是个很糟糕的停车场,

我想我大约转了至少二十分钟,

一直在找着是否有人要离开。

很幸运的,确实遇见了好几辆车离开,

而很倒霉的,都被人捷足先登了。

转啊转,

停车场里的道路都非常窄,因为好多家伙胡乱停车。

就在乌鸦转了大约二十分钟后,

很汗颜地说,乌鸦竟然卡在了一个转角处。。。

乌鸦的车子和旁边的一辆大车靠得很近,

迫不得已,唯有慢慢退回去了。

就在这时候,大车的车主刚好来了,

看见他一脸紧张,眼睛睁得像金鱼般大的跑了过来。

然后他摸了摸他车尾的边处,那儿有一道很明显的刮痕,

乌鸦的心里登时凉了半截,“不会是我吧?我可没感觉到啊?”

然后就望见了车主那张他妈的臭脸,

就好像我把他的车子都给辗成了碎片似的,

他已经认定了是我做的吧?

乌鸦也心头火起,把车窗打开了,

问了问一直在现场的保安人员,如果真的是乌鸦的话,乌鸦就认栽了!

哼哼!保安人员说不是哦!

乌鸦瞄了那家伙一眼,

就轻蔑地道:“不是我,好吧?这儿那么多车子经过。”

娘的,死矮子骂了句粗口后,就驶走了。

呼~虚惊第二场,如果不是保安人员在这里作证,

乌鸦我就赔定钱还要受气了。


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clear night.

yesterday when i was going to college to practice,

god gave me 2 shocks.

because already late, so i drove quite fast, 140 km/h.

but i started to slow down earlier before i reach the toll.

suddenly, i saw something,

i found a man crouching under the bridge with a camera, shooting photos.

i felt something wrong,

after i passed the toll, i saw police blocking cars at the front.

i said "shit" in my heart, now i know what the hell is that fella shooting just now.

so i try to be calm and drive,

eh? i passed, heh.

think it's because i slowed down in time ba?

seriously gave me a shock.

...

after i reached my college, i entered the underground car park.

this is a terrible car park,

i guess i turn round and round like at least 20 minutes long,

i was keep waiting and see if anyone leaves,

im really lucky, i really met few cars leaving,

and very unfortunately, there are always other cars got it before me.

turn and turn,

the car park is very narrow, because a lot of people simply park at the side.

after i had turned like about 20 minutes,

such a shame lah, i stucked at one corner...

i cant pass it, my car is so near to the big car besides me,

i forced to go backward slowly.

unexpectedly, the big car owner came at this moment,

i saw his eyes widening like a goldfish and running towards his car quickly.

then he touches his car butt's corner, there is an obvious scratch,

i was so surprised at that moment, "not me huh? how come i didnt feel that ah?"

then i saw his fucking face,

like i crushed his car into pieces,

i guess he already think that im the one who scratched his car?

i can feel my heart is burning, i scroll down my door glass,

i asked the security guard who was here at that time, if it's really me, then i will pay it!

heng heng! the security guard said no woh!

i looked at that fella,

then said it impatiently: "it's not me okay? there are so many cars passing here."

idiot, the fucked up shorty spit out a rude word and then he driven away.

phew~ another shock, man. if it wasnt the security guard here be my witness,

i got to pay that fella and also need to see that fuck face.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

SHE KISSED ME ` 她亲了我


夜晴

了乌鸦呀~

啊!

还一亲再亲,亲个满脸,差点儿连嘴巴这块神圣的地方也被亲到了!

呜呜~ 还我乌鸦的清白来!

小瑞切尔!

妳好多口水啊!


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clear night.

she kissed me~

aaaaaaaaaa!

some more kissing me again and again, kissed my whole face already,

she almost wanted to kiss my precious mouth even!

wuwu~ return my clean body ah!

little rachel!

u've got so many saliva lah!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

SECURITY ` 保安


午晴

怎么今天不下雨了?

天气好闷热,车子好肮脏。

呵呵,下个大雨嘛,稍微帮乌鸦洗洗车,不行?

看着在烈阳下,

那悠闲地坐在大伞下的保安人员,

实在有点儿怀疑

怀疑什么?

这一区的保安人员,乌鸦所知的只有两个,

都是白发苍苍满脸皱纹的老爷子。

平时就坐着到傍晚,或者骑着他老人家的老机车到处逛逛

是的,就只是逛逛啦。

难道你们觉得若真的有几个彪形大汉在犯事,他老人家能做什么?

原谅乌鸦有点儿过份的说,我还真担心他们提早让老人家到阎王爷府上报到去呢。

而且乌鸦常常发现他对着那老型机车敲弄着什么,

今天连轮子都拆了,我倒!
==

如果真有贼子,您老,一手抓轮子,一手抓钥匙

该是装上轮子骑机车,还是丢了轮子用脚跑啊?

这,很值得深究一下,唔。


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clear noon.

why isnt today raining?

the weather is so god damn hot, my car is so god damn dirty.

hehe, let's have a rain please, help me at least wash a bit of my car, no?

look under that big hot sun,

the relaxing security guard who sits under the big umbrella,

seriously makes me doubt.

of what?

the security guard at this area, those i know are only two,

both are aged man with white hair, wrinkles on their face.

usually he sits until the evening, or riding his old bike hanging around,

yes, hanging around only lah.

or else u all think if there are few strong man committing crime,

he is able to do something?

sorry for being a bit impolite,

but then i really worry that they might send him to meet his god earlier than he should have to.

furthermore, i often found him doing stuff with his old fashioned bike,

today he even took off one of his bike's wheel, faint!
==

if seriously there's a thief or something, uncle, u one hand wheel, one hand key,

should u put on the wheel and ride ur bike, or throw ur wheel and run with legs?

hmm, this is a good question.

Friday, February 13, 2009

ASSIGNMENT DAY ` 作业天


早晴

今天不写了,

要赶作业啦~

请给乌鸦一点儿鼓励吧!*_*


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clear day.

today not going to write,

got to rush for my assignments~

please give me some encouragement ba! *_*

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

OMG! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? ` 天哪!乌鸦怎么了?


早晴

今早洗了澡要上班~

打开衣橱拿了条牛仔裤就穿。

因为工作,而且牛仔裤又比较耐穿的关系,

所以,乌鸦上班都会穿牛仔裤的。

可今天,

在乌鸦的身上发生了一件可以让好多女生都崩溃但却让乌鸦又爱又恨的事情。


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乌鸦似乎。。。稍微变胖了!(你们这些家伙刚不会想太远了吧?)

也不是胖了啦,没以前那么瘦了。

好高兴,以前瘦瘦弱弱的,常想着长胖点儿,

还好,现在至少没那么瘦了。

可也因此,这条牛仔裤就变得很紧很紧,穿起来超不舒服。


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clear day.

this morning after taken my shower,

i took out a long jeans from my cupboard and is about to wear.

because of working so i chose to wear jeans,

much more durable, as in not easy to dirty or spoil.

therefore i wear jeans whenever i work.

but today,

something happened on my body,

something that could cause a breakdown to the girls,

but something which makes me happy and also irritates me.


......

.....

....

...

..

.


i think... im getting slightly fatter! (not thinking too far huh?)

not really fat lah, but not as thin as last time anymore.

so glad, last time i was so thin and looking weak, always wanted to grow bolder,

okay, at least now im not so thin anymore.

but also because of this, my jeans became so tight, so uncomfortable to wear.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

CROWMAN ` 乌鸦侠


夜晴

还不行,加油吧!

一定可以找到她心里的那根钥匙!

只因,

我是世上唯一一只变种乌鸦,请叫我【乌鸦侠】

是比什么蜘蛛侠、蝙蝠侠、壁虎侠都厉害的--【乌鸦侠】

想打败我,先拔光我的羽毛再说吧!


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clear night.

still not there yet, add oil!

surely one day i will get the key of her heart!

because,

im the only mutant crow in the world, please call me [CROWMAN]!

strong than whatever spiderman, batman or cicakman ------
the [CROWMAN]!

want to beat me, then pluck off all my feathers first!

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

SLEEPY AFTERNOON ` 好睏的下午


午晴

外面的阳光很温暖,希望待会儿不会下场豪雨吧。

其实乌鸦不讨厌下雨,讨厌的是那随着雨水而来的雷电。

这些天总觉得好睏,不知道干嘛,可能是泰国行的时候习惯了睡多了吧?

爱丽丝雅今天没能来到,她的婆婆说爱丽丝雅很累,所以星期五才来。

31-01-2009 章一直出不了来,因为乌鸦好懒惰 :D

不过一定会出来的,时间问题而已。哈哈!

昨天回家途中在车上听见了 Joanna 王若琳的新歌翻唱【玫瑰玫瑰我爱你】,

实在好听,好!乌鸦决定了!

今晚回去一定要下载下来。

玫瑰~玫瑰~我爱你~~


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clear noon.

the sunlight outside is warm, hopefully will not rain heavily later.

in fact i dont hate raining, i only hate the lightning which usually comes along with rain.

these days i felt sleepy, not sure why, may be because i slept a lot during the Thailand trip?

Alicia didnt come today, her grandma said Alicia was tired, so she will come on Friday.

31-01-2009 post is still not done yet, because im very lazy :D

but it will be coming out for sure, only the matter of time. haha!

yesterday when i was driving home i heard one of the song in Joanna's new album,

[Rose Rose I Love You] which is a mandarin oldies, it is so nice!

alright, i had made a decision!

tonight i must download this song into my pc.

ROSE~ ROSE~ I LOVE YOU~~

UPS AND DOWNS ` 起落


夜晴

今天总感觉有点提不起劲儿来,懒懒散散的。

乌鸦的中心有个坏消息,哈山回埃及了。

唯一一个小孩竟然走了,生活,真的难啊~

而好消息就是,明天会有个小女孩,爱丽丝雅的加入。

又成为中心里唯一一个小孩了。呵呵。很高兴,好想告诉莉,可惜没机会呢。

但接着,又有一个坏消息了,中心里的闭路电视似乎被雷打中了。

完全看不见东西了,晕。希望不会又需要一笔钱来修吧?

天哪,别再开这样的玩笑了!

很考验乌鸦的承受能力啊!

唉,人生,真的充满着起起落落~

不晓得,今晚莉在做着什么呢?她没上网啊。

唔。。。。。。


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clear night.

today i feel a bit lack of energy, seems moody.

my centre has got a bad news, Hassan went back to Egypt already.

the only child has gone, life, really hard man~

then there's another good news, tomorrow we will be having another girl, Alicia joining.

again becoming the only child. heh. so happy, wanted to tell viv, but have got no chance.

but after that, there comes another bad news, centre's CCTV seems got lightning struck.

nothing on the screen at all, shit. hopefully it doesnt need to use much money to repair?

gosh, dont joke with me like that anymore!

this really test my durability!

sigh, life, really full of ups and downs~

am wondering, what is viv doing tonight? she didnt online.

hmmmmmm...

Monday, January 26, 2009

DRUNK ` 醉了


早晴

头疼,乌鸦昨晚醉了。

人生第一次醉呀,哈哈。喝了大半瓶红酒,就醉了。

确实走路不稳,甚至现在回想还记不起昨晚乌鸦是怎么上床睡觉,

为什么没盖被子?电脑怎么关的啊?似乎是直接关电源的 =_=!

手提电话搭了充电器,却没关电话,也没开电源。哈哈哈

昨晚唯一有着记忆的是,和爸妈一边喝酒一边说着莉的事。

啊~头疼啊,头疼~

不过,

要穿新衣啦!!呵呵!^o^


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clear morning.

headache, last night i was drunk.

first time in my life i drunk, haha.
i drank more than half a bottle of red wine, then im drunk.

seriously i cant properly walk, even not able to recall how i went to bed,

why i didnt put on my blanket? how did i off my pc huh?
seems i straight away turn off the electric last night =_=!

my mobile phone plugged on the charger but i didnt turn on the electric,
and didnt turn off my phone. lolz

the only thing i can remember is i talked about viv with my parents,
while we were drinking.

argh~ headache man, headache~

but,

going to wear my new clothes!! heh!
^o^

Saturday, January 24, 2009

CLASSIC CONVERSATION ` 经典对话


夜晴

以下是今天下午的一个经典对话,乌鸦觉得应该留下来的。

老爸老妈正在说着要怎么洗车。

老爸:车子外面看起来还干净嘛,不如就直接洗里面好了。(懒惰)

老妈:那你吃饭的时候,直接把饭菜倒进马桶拉水不就行了?

老爸:。。。

当时乌鸦忍不住在笑。
呵呵。这两个老人家,真是的。

-

开心,开心~又忘了要开心?

乌鸦要开开心心面对她。

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-题外话-

致 HK 嘅 Isaac :

喂,朋友!好耐冇倾啦。真係唔好意思,今日你 msg 我个阵,我咁啱出左去。

你近排点啊?希望你係香港一切安好啦,究竟几时有机会黎马来西亚啊?

自从开始各自有嘢忙之后,我地真係好耐好耐冇正式倾过,一直觉得有 d 内疚。

但係我唔会忘记我係香港一直都有你黎个朋友,

其实我仲有 keep 住你以前寄俾我 d 信咖。

真係估唔到原来係你睇我嘅 blog,祝你新年快乐啦!


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clear night.

below is a classic conversation i experienced in today afternoon,
so i felt i should have keep it down.

dad and mom was talking about how to wash the car.

dad: the car looks clean from outside, why not just wash inside. (lazy)

mom: then when u eat, why not just pour ur food into the toilet bowl and flush it?

dad: ......


i just cant stop laughing at that time. my dad and mom really, lolz.

-

happy, happy~ forgotten to be happy again?

i want to treat her happily.

-


there's actually a message for my friend, Issac from HK.
but i dont think there's a need for me to write an english version of it.
as it is actually a message only for him. :)


GOOD SIGN ` 好兆头


早晴

昨晚大约两点凌晨才睡,今天八点多差不多九点就自然醒了。

然后老爸问乌鸦要不要出去走走顺便遛遛狗,那好吧。
嘿嘿,其实 Candy 很傻很可爱,如果不是乌鸦不想惹上身的话,早抱了它一下紧的了。


乌鸦家后面的屋子很吵,电锯声不停地响,而且粉屑到处飘呀飘。(有风嘛)
都快新年了啦,还不让人过个平静而干净的新年,真是的。

算了,现在乌鸦正在为着今天的休息日苦恼着,

到底该怎么过呀今天??!
闷啊闷啊~~~打救我吧,(女)神啊!

你们谁有什么好建议的哈?

对了,乌鸦偶然发现了件让我心情大好的事情,请看图。



发发发~哈哈哈!竟然让乌鸦看见了,好兆头啊!


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clear day.

i slept at around 2am, today naturally woke up at 8am nearly 9.

dad asked me whether i want to go out have a walk, with dog. alright.
hehe, actually Candy is very dumb and cute,
if it's not because i dont want my clothes full of fur, i would hug it once for real tight.

behind my house, there's a house which is so noisy,
non-stop sound pollution from their electronic saw,
while they as well polluted the air and environment around them with the powders.
(wind blowing)
it's already almost new year, still not letting us to have a peace and clean new year. ish.

thats it, now im doubting for today as my resting day,
how should i pass my day today??!
im bored im bored~~~ save me please, god(dess)!

any good suggestions huh?

oh yeah, i also found something makes me good mood coincidentally, please look.



fa fa fa~ hahaha! i managed to see this, what a good sign!

Friday, January 23, 2009

IT'S ABOUT FLOWERS ` 这是关于花的故事


夜晴

好啦,乌鸦感到伤心不是因为想挽回,而是因为伤害了一个曾经很爱我的人。

这场梦很早已只剩下了【关心】加个句号而已。:)

终于都放假了啊,呵呵,可以睡觉睡到自然醒~
可就是不能数钱数到手抽筋,有点儿郁闷。唉,乌鸦还真是个穷光蛋。T_T


下午,莉终于上线了一阵子,
她居然告诉我,昨天和今天她都好忙,迟点有空会告诉我怎么回事。

心中一阵窃喜,曾几何时,乌鸦能让她对我交代她的事情了?
一直以来都认为乌鸦,其实对她来说只会是个无关痛痒的朋友。

虽然这小小的改变,或者不代表什么。
但除了瞎猜,乌鸦真的没别的好办法了,不知道她心里的想法。


好想她,今天她一定好累,请好好休息吧。

昨晚发生了件倒霉的事,妹驾了乌鸦的 GEN-2 出外打包晚餐,
哪知道鼠年还没完呢,乌鸦的车就提早开年了。
屁股开花了啦~~~~!!唉,还真的是欲哭无泪呀~

对了,过了新年后,就快要情人节了。

打算怎么过?
别告诉我什么天天都是情人节的,乌鸦现在是单身!
完-全-感-受-不-了!

乌鸦还不知道怎么过,不晓得莉会和谁过?。。。乌鸦?哈哈哈!

好吧,狼友们,推荐一个卖花女给你们认识,阿 Ying,要买花送女友请找她。
当然,想买花送男友的也可以找她。而送乌鸦的,请快快找她!
联络 +60123190515

看起来非常不错的价钱和服务,乌鸦已经打算帮她做成第一单了。哈哈。

不知道该买红的还是白的?


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clear night.

okay, i felt sad not that i want to get her back,
but because of i hurt someone who ever loved me that much.

this dream had been left only [concern] plus a footstop quite sometimes ago. :)

finally it's holiday, heh, can sleep until naturally awake~
but the only thing i cant is counting money until my hand cramp, sad.
sigh, im seriously a poor ass. T_T

afternoon, viv online for a while,
surprisingly she told me that yesterday and today she's very busy,
and will tell me about everything when she's free.

i felt happy in my heart,
since when, i am able to make her inform me things of hers naturally?
all the time i was thinking,
im just a friend that actually rather weightless in her heart.

although this slight changing might not means a thing,
but other than blind guessing, i have no better idea of what she thinks.

miss her so much, she must be exhausted today, rest well please.

last night something unfortunate happened, my sis drove my GEN-2 out to buy dinner,
who knows the mouse year is still not end yet, then my car opened year already.
my car butt was bloomed~~~~!! sigh, really cry also have no tears for it~

oh yeah, after chinese new year, it will be valentine's day.
planning how to celebrate with it?
dont tell me things like everyday is valentine's day, im now single!
CANT-FEEL-IT-AT-ALL!

im not sure how to pass my valentine's day,
wondering viv will pass her valentine's day with who? ......me? hahaha!

alright, my dear wolf friends, introduce u guys the flower girl, ah Ying,
if u want to buy flowers for ur girlfriend, please look for her.
of course, if girls who want to buy for ur boyfriend, u can also look for her.
for those who wants to buy for me, please look for her immediately!
contact +60123190515.

the price and services seems good to me, already planning to be the first customer. lolz.

still wondering should i get them in red or white?

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

UNFORTUNATE MOSQUITO ` 倒霉蚊子


夜晴


这几天傍晚都在下雨,加上塞车,实在让人好累,
连乌鸦都是这样了,可想而知,莉以后上课了她会是多么辛苦。

所以乌鸦更加要接送她,星期五的课,莉千万要找到办法搭载同学的车上课啊,

那乌鸦晚上就可以接她回家,九点多呢!不能让她自己驶回去的。

每天的回家途中都幸好有 98.8 电台的 KK阿 Loke 两位 DJ 陪伴,
这两家伙真的好搞笑,虽然都是些无聊笑话,但是还是很解闷的。呵呵。

乌鸦到家已经是差不多八点了,拖着疲惫的身体,
坐在餐桌上啃着那打包回来的椰浆饭。


最后都只剩下乌鸦一个人还在吃了。

吃着吃着,突然听到乌鸦阿妈的声音传来:“来,守在外面,我们一起内外夹攻!”
接着听到弟应了一声,然后看见他就站在客用厕所外。

乌鸦阿妈紧张的问:“看到吗?看到吗?在哪里?!”

弟瞇着眼看了看,猛地快声说道:“喏!那儿!在那儿!快关门!”


“碰!” 厕所的门被关了起来。

乌鸦阿妈在厕所里叫道:“看不见呢!难道跑了?!。。。啊!有了!”
“啪!”

接着,厕所门打开了。 “终于打死啦。。。”

。。。。。。

由于客用厕所就离餐桌不远,当时乌鸦一直吃饭一直在冒汗。
=_=!

打只蚊子,至于吗?



呵呵。

对了,为了答谢读者的支持,随阅读此文免费附送一张哈山作品照。^_^


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clear night.

these few evenings are raining, plus traffic jam, seriously so tiring,
even me will be like that, can imagine how suffer is viv when she starts her class.

therefore, the more i must fetch her, especially friday class,
she must get someone to fetch her to college, so that i can fetch her home,
it will be 9pm+! i cant let her drive home herself.

everyday on the way home, thanx to KK and Loke, DJs from channel 98.9,
with their silly jokes, im not so boring anymore, although mostly non-sense. heh.

it was almost 8pm when im home, i have my dinner - nasi lemak on the dining table,
with a tired body.

at the end, i was the only one left still eating my dinner.

while i was eating,
suddenly i heard mom's talking: "come, guard outside, we surround it first."
then i heard my brother answered and saw him outside the guest toilet.

mom was nervous: "saw it? saw it? where is it?!"

brother searched around with eyes squinted,
suddenly he spoke quickly: "there! there! close the door, quickly!"

"pom!" the toilet's door has been closed.

mom said loudly in the toilet: "cant see it! is it gone?!....ah! got it!"
"pak!"

then, the door opened. "finally it died..."

...........

because the guest toilet is kinda nearby to the dining table,
i was all the way sweating while i finishing up my nasi lemak. =_=!

just a mosquito, need to be like that?



lolz.

oh yeah, to thanx all my readers for supporting me,
by reading this post comes with a free picture of Hassan's artwork as my appreciation. ^_^

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

TEACHERS VS CHILD ` 老师们 VS 小孩


午晴

看着班上里的情形,两名老师在蹦蹦跳跳地唱着歌,
而小魔头却坐在一旁观看,不大肯加入。

她们的脚步声很轻易就传下来办公室了。(希望这栋房子不会倒吧?)

那时乌鸦突发奇想地觉得,怎么咱中心里的老师闹得更像是个小孩了?哈哈 ^_^!

可怜,至今中心里的小孩还只有哈山一个而已。

-

今天中心里其中一个老师的女儿来接她,之前一直听 nic 说很漂亮,
其实之前她都常有来接她妈妈的,可是乌鸦没兴趣特意去看她,所以也一直没看清楚。

乌鸦这次因为吃饭然后开门给她们回家,才稍微算是近距离望了一眼。


嗯,是真的很不错哦。



不过乌鸦还是觉得莉最好,美丽而高贵。哈哈哈!

乌鸦在说实话哦,不是为了拍马屁的!

虽然每天都有和她说话,可是还是觉得好想她。

好想快点二月底呢,那乌鸦每个星期都能看见她了。呵呵


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clear noon.

seeing the class's condition, two teachers was hopping around singing songs,
while the devil is sitting aside watching, not willing to join.

their stepping sounds can easily pass through until the office.
(hopefully the house wont collapse?)

at that time, i suddenly have this weird thinking coming up,
why are our teachers now having fun more like the children already? haha ^_^!

so pitiful, till now the centre has only Hassan this one child.

-

today one of our teacher's daughter came to fetch her, heard that she's pretty from nic.
in fact, she did come to fetch her mom quite often before,
but i didnt really see her clearly before, because im not so interested to see her purposely.

this time when i eat my lunch and open the gate for them to go home,
then i took a glance in this short distance.


mmm, really not bad.



but i still think that viv is the best, beautiful and elegant. hahaha!

im telling the truth okay, not just plain praising!

although im talking with her everyday, but still i feel i miss her very much.

wish the time goes faster till the end of feb, then i can see her every once a week. heh


Monday, January 19, 2009

DEVIL AND THE FLOWERS ` 魔鬼与花朵


午晴

不知道为什么今天好睏,早上也睡迟了。

昨晚也不是很迟睡呀?(奇怪中。。。)
连闹钟都差点儿叫不醒 XD

今天哈山在回家前去了浇花,这小子一直想要用水管来浇,

怎么可能让他用水管,我们都担心花会淹死呢。呵呵

我们把装了水的浇花壶给了他,浇着~浇着~浇着~~

突然 “噗哧” 一声,
哈山这小魔头把浇花壶倒转来把里面的水全都倒在花上了。。。=
=!!!

过后,哈山这魔头(我猜花儿们也应该是这样想的)终于让 nic 给送回家了。

肚子饿到三点多差不多四点了,乌鸦才吃午餐。

而今天的菜单是---打包的炒饭

那么迟才吃,今晚晚餐不知道吃得下不。
老妈一定又会喋喋不休地数乌鸦怎么那么迟吃啊什么的。哈哈

回家后才补放一张魔头浇花的照片吧!



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clear noon.

not knowing why today im so sleepy, i even slept late this morning.

last night wasnt sleeping so late, hmm? (wondering why...)
even my alarm almost cant wake me up XD

today Hassan went watering the plants before he go home,
but this boy kept wanting to use the pipe to water,
no way in letting him to use the pipe,
we are all worrying the garden area will be serious flooding. heh

we gave him a watering can with water inside, so he water~ water~ water~~

suddenly there's this "POOSHHH" sound appeared,
Hassan this little devil turn the watering can over,
and poured all of the water out right on the flowers...
=⌂=!!!

after that, Hassan, the devil (i guess the flowers probably think the same)
finally sent home by nic.

i was starving until 3pm+ almost 4pm only i had my lunch.

and today's menu is ------ the take-away fried rice.

so late then i eat my lunch, i wonder what about tonight's dinner.
my mom must be nagging at me non-stop asking why am i eating my lunch so late again. lolz

tonight when im home, i will be adding on a pic of the devil watering plants!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

HOUSE WARMING 2 ` 入伙酒 二


早晴

乌鸦昨晚迷迷糊糊的,没怎么写出昨晚的情形。
所以今天决定要把入伙酒写多点,可惜没有照片。

昨天真的快要用豆腐撞死自杀去了,因为莉,她差点儿就没来了。

其他的朋友,Pyng, Wyng, Sam, Jinyan, Jan, Joyce, Yee, Ken 和 Ying 都没来。
Pyng, Wyng 和 Sam 因为 Wyng 工作太累所以就不来了。
Jan, Joyce 和 Yee 因为 Yee 的爸才刚过世不久,Jan 和 Joyce 不可能丢下 Yee 的。
Ken 呢,临时说会去做社工。
Ying 也因为要去最好朋友的生日会而来不及过来。
JINYAN 这个乌鸦其中一个最好的朋友,给的只有借口,没有理由!

最后,只有 Kum, Bay 和 Xiao Gui 来了。Xiao Gui 这家伙还买了支红酒送我,
后来听他说,选红酒的时候,选到这支红酒是因为有个飞马图片的,看起来很霸气。=_=
乌鸦对这家伙无言了。不过真的谢啦!哈哈 :D

乌鸦的表姐们和大姨一直都在问 “朋友呢?朋友呢?
乌鸦心里知道她们指的朋友是女朋友啦,我才不信她们想看我的普通朋友。
心里就想到了莉,唉~可是不是,哈哈!
所以一直推说没有,大姨还问 “怎么到现在还不去找一个?
乌鸦不知道怎么答,答非所问地说 :“没啦~没啦~” XD

也因为这样,当莉来的时候,她们一个两个在打眼色问我是不是她。哈哈。

这整晚乌鸦真的不大懂得怎么招呼别人,就是不懂 =_=

一直都在看看手表,看看外面。“怎么还没来?

她终于来了,乌鸦忍不住就走出去接她。别人怎么看,我不管了。^_^!

不过见到了她后,真的恨不得盖自己一巴掌,
乌鸦当时简直就是语无伦次加上手足无措,不知道该带她先去哪儿好,
天哪~乌鸦 130 多的智商都去了哪里??!

后来我、她还有 nic 在我的房间里聊天,
感觉很开心,虽然乌鸦没怎么说话。就是很开心。
当时,她就和乌鸦坐在床上,而 nic 就坐在乌鸦的椅子。

我知道 nic 在制造机会给我和莉,我知道的。
nic 找个借口出去了后就没回来房间了。

而昨晚乌鸦唯一能好好的看着她的时候,
就是她在我的房间和朋友说电话的那一阵子。因为,她发觉不了。呵呵

她走的时候,乌鸦一直送到外面,到她的车前。
不想错过那一点点在她身边的时间,
而且天黑了,至少那一小段路乌鸦在身边她会很安全。:P

她走了后,乌鸦就陪 Kum, Bay 和 Xiao Gui 他们了。
很开心,乌鸦很少喝酒的,昨晚就喝了些,一点就已经让乌鸦感觉脑袋涨涨的。

哈哈,不过,乌鸦老爸却直接给喝醉过去了,站都站不稳。笑死我了。


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clear day.

i was really blur last night, didnt really talk about how was the party.
so i decided to write a bit more about last night, but what a waste, didnt take any pic.

yesterday i nearly wanted bang my head to a block of taufu to suicide,
because of viv, she almost not coming.

the rest of my friends,
Pyng, Wyng, Sam, Jinyan, Jan, Joyce, Yee, Ken and Ying,
they didnt come.
Pyng, Wyng and Sam is because Wyng was exhausted from work.
Jan, Joyce and Yee because Yee's father just passed away, so i can understand.
Jan and Joyce cannot dump Yee alone.
Ken, he last minute said he has community work to do.
Ying also because she has to attend her best friend's birthday party so she cant come over.
JINYAN this one of my best friends, gave me only excuses but no reason!

at the end, only Kum, Bay and Xiao Gui came.
Xiao Gui this fella bought a bottle of red wine, then he said how he choose the wine,
he bought this because the unicorn label looks stylish. =_=
i was really speechless to him. but yeah, really thanx for the gift! haha :D

my cousins and my aunt kept asking: "where's ur friend? where's ur friend?"
i knew they were asking for girlfriend,
i seriously dont believe that they will ask about my normal friend.
then i thought of viv, sigh~ too bad, she's not, haha!
therefore i was keep saying no, my aunt asked: "why till now still not getting one?"
honestly, i dont know how to answer her,
i was just keep saying "no lah~ no lah~" like an idiot. XD

and also that is why when viv came,
they all keep show me some signals to ask if she is the one. lolz.

this whole night i really dont know how to serve the guests, just dont know how =_=

was all the time looking at my watch, look around outside. "why not reaching yet?"

finally she reached, i cant stop myself to walk out and bring her in.
what do people think, i dont care already. ^_^!

but after seeing her, i really felt like slapping myself,
that time was really nervous, i dont know what to do, where should i bring her to,
gosh, where's my 130+ IQ gone??!

end up, me, her and also nic had a chat in my room,
felt happy, although i didnt talk much. just happy.
that time she was sitting besides me on my bed, while nic sitting on my chair.

i know nic was making chances for me and viv, i know that.
nic gave an excuse then he went out and never come back to the room.

and last night, my only time that i can look at her without worry,
is the short time when she talking to her friend using her mobile phone in my room.
because, she wont be able to realize that. heh.

when she's leaving, i send her until outside, until in front of her car.
i dont want to miss any, even that little time to stay by her side,
and since the night is dark,
at least she will be safe when im with her during that short walk. :P

after she left, i went to accompany Kum, Bay and Xiao Gui.
was very happy, i only drink once in the blue moon,
last night i did drink a bit, a bit enough to let me feel blur,
my brain cannot function well after that.

lolz, but my dad straight went drunk, cant even stand well. got me die laughing.