Thursday, February 19, 2009

SECURITY ` 保安


午晴

怎么今天不下雨了?

天气好闷热,车子好肮脏。

呵呵,下个大雨嘛,稍微帮乌鸦洗洗车,不行?

看着在烈阳下,

那悠闲地坐在大伞下的保安人员,

实在有点儿怀疑

怀疑什么?

这一区的保安人员,乌鸦所知的只有两个,

都是白发苍苍满脸皱纹的老爷子。

平时就坐着到傍晚,或者骑着他老人家的老机车到处逛逛

是的,就只是逛逛啦。

难道你们觉得若真的有几个彪形大汉在犯事,他老人家能做什么?

原谅乌鸦有点儿过份的说,我还真担心他们提早让老人家到阎王爷府上报到去呢。

而且乌鸦常常发现他对着那老型机车敲弄着什么,

今天连轮子都拆了,我倒!
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如果真有贼子,您老,一手抓轮子,一手抓钥匙

该是装上轮子骑机车,还是丢了轮子用脚跑啊?

这,很值得深究一下,唔。


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clear noon.

why isnt today raining?

the weather is so god damn hot, my car is so god damn dirty.

hehe, let's have a rain please, help me at least wash a bit of my car, no?

look under that big hot sun,

the relaxing security guard who sits under the big umbrella,

seriously makes me doubt.

of what?

the security guard at this area, those i know are only two,

both are aged man with white hair, wrinkles on their face.

usually he sits until the evening, or riding his old bike hanging around,

yes, hanging around only lah.

or else u all think if there are few strong man committing crime,

he is able to do something?

sorry for being a bit impolite,

but then i really worry that they might send him to meet his god earlier than he should have to.

furthermore, i often found him doing stuff with his old fashioned bike,

today he even took off one of his bike's wheel, faint!
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if seriously there's a thief or something, uncle, u one hand wheel, one hand key,

should u put on the wheel and ride ur bike, or throw ur wheel and run with legs?

hmm, this is a good question.

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