SHOCKS ` 虚惊

夜晴

昨天去学校练习的时候，

老天给乌鸦来了两场虚惊。

因为迟了，所以乌鸦把车子驾得很快，140时速公里。

但在离收费站一段路之前，乌鸦开始减速了。

突然，眼光瞥处，

发现了个男人蹲在桥下，以三角架撑着相机拍照。

乌鸦感觉有点儿不对劲，

过了收费站后，就看见了前方的警察在拦车子。

我心里说 “完了”，而且明白之前那家伙拍照是干嘛的了。

故作镇定地慢慢驶去，

哎？乌鸦被放行了，呵。

是因为乌鸦刚好减速得及时吧？

这是虚惊一场。

。。。

到了学校后，进入了学校的地下停车场。

这是个很糟糕的停车场，

我想我大约转了至少二十分钟，

一直在找着是否有人要离开。

很幸运的，确实遇见了好几辆车离开，

而很倒霉的，都被人捷足先登了。

转啊转，

停车场里的道路都非常窄，因为好多家伙胡乱停车。

就在乌鸦转了大约二十分钟后，

很汗颜地说，乌鸦竟然卡在了一个转角处。。。

乌鸦的车子和旁边的一辆大车靠得很近，

迫不得已，唯有慢慢退回去了。

就在这时候，大车的车主刚好来了，

看见他一脸紧张，眼睛睁得像金鱼般大的跑了过来。

然后他摸了摸他车尾的边处，那儿有一道很明显的刮痕，

乌鸦的心里登时凉了半截，“不会是我吧？我可没感觉到啊？”

然后就望见了车主那张他妈的臭脸，

就好像我把他的车子都给辗成了碎片似的，

他已经认定了是我做的吧？

乌鸦也心头火起，把车窗打开了，

问了问一直在现场的保安人员，如果真的是乌鸦的话，乌鸦就认栽了！

哼哼！保安人员说不是哦！

乌鸦瞄了那家伙一眼，

就轻蔑地道：“不是我，好吧？这儿那么多车子经过。”

娘的，死矮子骂了句粗口后，就驶走了。

呼～虚惊第二场，如果不是保安人员在这里作证，

乌鸦我就赔定钱还要受气了。


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clear night.

yesterday when i was going to college to practice,

god gave me 2 shocks.

because already late, so i drove quite fast, 140 km/h.

but i started to slow down earlier before i reach the toll.

suddenly, i saw something,

i found a man crouching under the bridge with a camera, shooting photos.

i felt something wrong,

after i passed the toll, i saw police blocking cars at the front.

i said "shit" in my heart, now i know what the hell is that fella shooting just now.

so i try to be calm and drive,

eh? i passed, heh.

think it's because i slowed down in time ba?

seriously gave me a shock.

...

after i reached my college, i entered the underground car park.

this is a terrible car park,

i guess i turn round and round like at least 20 minutes long,

i was keep waiting and see if anyone leaves,

im really lucky, i really met few cars leaving,

and very unfortunately, there are always other cars got it before me.

turn and turn,

the car park is very narrow, because a lot of people simply park at the side.

after i had turned like about 20 minutes,

such a shame lah, i stucked at one corner...

i cant pass it, my car is so near to the big car besides me,

i forced to go backward slowly.

unexpectedly, the big car owner came at this moment,

i saw his eyes widening like a goldfish and running towards his car quickly.

then he touches his car butt's corner, there is an obvious scratch,

i was so surprised at that moment, "not me huh? how come i didnt feel that ah?"

then i saw his fucking face，

like i crushed his car into pieces,

i guess he already think that im the one who scratched his car?

i can feel my heart is burning, i scroll down my door glass,

i asked the security guard who was here at that time, if it's really me, then i will pay it!

heng heng! the security guard said no woh!

i looked at that fella,

then said it impatiently: "it's not me okay? there are so many cars passing here."

idiot, the fucked up shorty spit out a rude word and then he driven away.

phew~ another shock, man. if it wasnt the security guard here be my witness,

i got to pay that fella and also need to see that fuck face.