Saturday, February 28, 2009

WHERE'S THE JUSTICE? ` 天理何在啊?


夜晴

乌鸦好懒惰呀~(歪头想想自己几时勤劳过。。)

今天下半课上得实在是想睡,

就算很想睡,可是乌鸦这么乖巧的学生还是把课给上完了。

路人甲突然跳出来:骗人!俺今天下午才看见他出现在 xxx 大街上!

路人乙指着乌鸦:对对对!确实是他!

乌鸦惊得双手乱摆:
==*!你你你。。你们说什么呀?!

警察
突然从后面扑倒了乌鸦,捂住乌鸦嘴巴,

然后拖着走:现怀疑你与一宗变态狂偷袜子的案件有关,不是事必要你说,因为你什么都不用说。

乌鸦@#@!#!&(&*(@!#:":。。。(透不过气来,昏了)

到了警局,

证人丁满头大汗地望着乌鸦(刚醒过来):似乎。。。不是他?

警察丙一脸萧杀:看清楚点儿,一定是他。

证人丁拍拍乌鸦的肩膀,满脸遗憾:兄弟,没法子了,那是你了。

乌鸦直接又昏了过去。

警察丙凝望着乌鸦:现在你认不认罪?(其实乌鸦仍然昏迷中)

警察丙忽然往乌鸦头上按了两下:好了,他认了。

刚要醒来的乌鸦,口吐白沫,双眼翻白,再次陷入深度昏迷中。

话说,上次冷血事件发生后,凶徒被逮到了。

可是根据朋友的消息说,其实那个所谓的凶手只是替死鬼而已,

她被警察强迫性确认了替死鬼为凶手,唉~天理何在啊?

乌鸦也只是上了个厕所,看了看美女一眼而已,怎么成了偷袜子了我?呜呜~ T_T


---------------------------------------- 懂中文的看中文,不懂的看英文,都懂的不能笑我的英文 -----------------------------------------
--------------------------------- dont understand chinese read english, but dont laugh at my english
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clear night.

im so lazy lah~ (wondering since when i am hardworking before..)

today's 2nd class really sleepy,

even though im feeling so sleepy, but me as a good student i still manage to finish the class.

Passerby A suddenly jump out: LIAR! i just saw him at xxx street this afternoon!

Passerby B pointing at me, the Handsome (turning into 3rd person view): yeah yeah yeah! thats him!

Handsome shocked until waving both hands:
==*!u u u... what the hell u all saying?!

Police C suddenly caught Handsome from behind, covering his mouth,

and drag away: now suspecting u involve in a case of a maniac stealing socks, it is not a must to tell, because u what also dont need to tell.

Handsome: @#@!#!&(&*(@!#:":... (cannot breath, faint already)

reached police station,

Witness D looking at Handsome (just awake) and sweating: seems... not him?

Police C looks very serious: see properly, it must be him.

Witness D pats Handsome's shoulder and feeling pity: brother, no choice, its u.

Handsome straight fall fainted again.

Police C looking deeply at Handsome's face: now u admit or not? (actually still unconscious)

suddenly Police C press Handsome's head twice: alright, he admitted.

Handsome actually about to be conscious already, but then now serious coma.

hehe, a bit silly.

it is actually about the previous cold blooded case i had mentioned before,

according to my friend, the criminal that the police caught now is actually not the one who stabbed the children.

my friend was forced to agree that this person is the criminal in that case,

sigh~ where's the justice lah?

hehe. the stealing socks story is translated from my chinese part, seems a bit silly in english part here.
T_T but it actually shows how the police work lah lolz.

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