Monday, January 12, 2009

TERRIFIED ` 吓一跳


夜晴

先说说这个下午,nic 出外了,把哈山这个魔头扔下给我。

所以我负责把他给送回家去,驾了这辆车那么久,直到今天!

直到今天!乌鸦才发现自己的车里是那么危险的!

尖头牙签?半截电话线?(对,没想错,是连接普通电话的电话线)

手制?换挡杆?车窗?!

这魔头差点儿被他反了车了!

打开了门锁后还没来得及说话,他就自己下车了,吓得我把他给抓紧紧。

好吧,乌鸦已经在这魔头最乖最安祥的时候,拍了照留念了。

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接下来,就说说刚才。

当乌鸦刚回到家吃完了饭,应该做什么?当然是洗个温暖舒服的澡!

好,想到就做。

关门、脱。。。于此省略大约几十字。。

就在这月黑风高的晚上,乌鸦洗得舒服舒服的时候,

突然在耳边响起一阵 “叩!叩!叩!” 的声音,我猛地一转身。。

我的妈呀!!有只手在那朦朦的黑漆漆的窗外冒了起来!

。。。

靠!那只手真的是乌鸦的妈啊,想说东西也不用这样吧?

真的是吓死人不赔。@#@#@!*@#!(*


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clear night.

let's talk about this afternoon first, nic went out and dump Hassan, the devil to me.

so i got to send him home by myself, i drove this car for so long, until today!
until today! then i found inside my car is so dangerous!

sharp toothpicks? halved telephone line? (yes, u are right. it's the normal phone line!)
hand brake? car's gear? windows?!

this devil almost really turn my car upside down!

after i unlocked the door, not even get the chance to say anything,
he already going down from the car, scared me to the hell, i grabbed him tightly.

well, i had already taken a picture of him at his most peaceful time, as a memory.

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next, it's about just now.

when i just home and had my dinner, what should i do? take a warm bath of course!

alright, just do it!

close the door, taking off... let's just skip these few tens words of describing...

so at this windy dark night, when i was enjoying my shower,

suddenly there are "kok! kok! kok!" sounds beside me, i quickly turned...

oh my mommy!! there's a hand popping up outside the dark and blurry window!

...

kao! that hand was really my mom! issh. is there any other way talking to me?

scared me to hell, man!
@#@#@!*@#!(*

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